Apple’s
This guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying “Apples - $5.00 each.” He thinks that that is a lot of money so he decides to go see what’s up. He goes up to the farmer and says, “Hey, how come these apples are 5 bucks each?” The farmer replies, “They are peanut butter and jelly apples.” The farmer hands him one and says, “Here, try one.” So the man takes a bite out of the apple and says, “Peanut butter - that’s great, but I thought you said that they were peanut butter and jelly apples.” The farmer tells the man to turn it around. The man bites the other side and exclaims “son of a gun - jelly!” The man says, “These apples are great - give me some!”
He gets back in his car and drives a little further down the road and then sees another sign “Apples - $10 each.” Again, he pulls over, goes to the farmer and says, “Hey, what’s up with these apples?” The farmer says, “They’re ham and cheese apples. Here, try one.” The guy takes a bit and exclaims, “Son of a gun - ham!” The guy then says, “Let me guess - I have to turn it around.” The farmer says “You got it.” The guy bites the other side and says, “Cheese.” Again the man says, “These apples are great - give me some.”
Then he gets back in his car and drives down the road. He comes upon a third sign that says “Apples - $50 each.” The guy really wants to see what’s up with these apples. Again, he pulls over, goes up to the farmer and says, “What’s the deal with these apples? 50 bucks each?” The farmer tells him that “These apples are pussy apples. Here, try one.” The guy takes a bite out of it and says, “Yuck! This apple tastes like shit!” The farmer says, “Turn it around!”
May 30th, 2009
Sexy Shaylee has to be todays favourite hotty. There is a lot to like about her. Starting at the top and working down, lingering around her gash for some ‘in and out’ pleasure. Fucking her juicy hole would be very satisfying. Actually I could phone a friend and we could make it a hot sexy 3some! Cuties Galore models are up for all sorts of fun and games. My thoughts are Shaylee would fuck for anyone who was nice to her! If you tell her she is pretty and buy her a few drinks your almost guaranteed of getting great sex. If you see her around give it a try. Nothing ventured nothing gained, right? Today’s pix’s of Shaylee are some of the best I’ve seen. She has such a cute smile too! Click through to Cuties Galore for much more.
May 28th, 2009
You have to want Tatiana bad…..hell I do! Fresh meat for porn lovers. I can imagine myself doing her everyway possible. You thinkin’ the same thing? Like, she is so sexy lookin’… and the tits… ain’t they nice! Fuck, it is so nice to see such a hot sexy babe showing it. Thank you people at Club Sandy. I got a bit pissed last night and the woman I bought back to my place never looked as good as Tatiana, even when she was a younger woman! It was a crap night for me. As they say shit happens! Today we can all get some hand relief looking at sexy pix’s of Tatiana. She has some damn cute lookin’ friend’s too! Just mozzy on over to Club Sandy for a better look.
May 24th, 2009
One of my email buddies sent me this “Carrie Underwood is the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian”. I notice the link was dated 2007. Even in 2007 I could have picked 5 or 6 babes I know that are better looking than this average looking tart. Am I wrong or is it that the standard of shit on the internet is, in some cases, piss poor???
Compare this Carrie Underwood
To a real vegetarian that likes banana’s
No contest, ay, right?
I’ll take the chimp any day!
May 13th, 2009
She is one well proportioned sexy young angel, ay! A fuckable and very cute ass babe…. wouldn’t you agree? I have a desire for a bit of interesting company of Angel’s calibre. If she lived in my town I would be knocking on her door right now! That would be really super for me, ay? A hot night of wild sexy fun would be really brilliant for me, in my opinion better than typing blog posts! The good folks at Footsie Babes don’t give out model phone numbers, which is a pity for me right now because I can’t ring her and ask her for her companionship tonight. They may have a lot of pretty hot babes at Footsie Babes but I think I have already decided my ultimate choice! The sexy hotty you see right here, is the one for me. Checkout the future Hyballs companion at the Footsie Babes page and you’ll see her in all sorts of sexy enjoyable poses. Go to the main site for a good look. So, as they say in Europe - “It’s up to you sir!”
May 10th, 2009
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