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I thought this is hilarious!
A women hears her husband cussing up a storm from behind the bathroom door. She knocks and asks, Honey, what is it. Her husband emerges from the bathroom and says , ” The doctor prescibed suppositories for this stomach problem I’ve been having and no matter what i do, I just can’t get the little fucker up my ass.
Evan the doctor had to shove the first one in to show me how its done, and i tell you it took him for ever to get it up there, and it hurt” “Poor baby”, says the wife. “Your probably just nervous and tence and he probably wasn’t very gentle with you. Here let me give you the suppository, I don’t mind.” Still grumbling, the husband bends over. His wife puts her left hand on his shoulder to brace him and with her right hand, quickly and easily slips the suppository up her husbands rear end.
The husband lets out a bloodcurdling scream. “My God”, says the wife. “what happened? Did i hurt you? NO! Cries the man, ” but i just realised when the docter did it he had both hands on my shoulders!”
June 28th, 2009
This morning I am as horny as a toad! Looking at the pix’s of Nikky has me strokin’ the salami….. till one of my regular babes gets here then she can extract a load, anyway she likes! If there’s a down side to doing porn it has to be getting horny when no babes are here to take care of business. Lucky a wank can relieve the tension! I like babes that look fine and never say NO! Especially babes that are as cute as Nikky. And babes that don’t have ugly tats. Even if they just so-so in the looks department (still in the top 10%) are OK in a pinch. Smooth soft white skin is very appealing. Nikky is willing and able to offer up her tight little hole to horny fuckers. She is so sexually appealing. Sexy poses come natural to her. I would imagine she fucks hard and makes a guy feel good! Go to Club Sandy for more of Nikky.
June 26th, 2009
I luv looking at the models from all different angles. A beautiful picture in any man’s language. Not all the woman of the world look that good! Maybe the top 10%. Which is still a lot! I reckon half the 10% would work out to be 150 million hot sexy blondine sluts! I get very excited thinking about that! If Donna Bell wandered into my bedroom I would fuck her ass off! Then there would be 149,999,999 woman left to go! To be fair I’d leave a few for you lads. I don’t think I would have the time to fuck em all anyway! And with sexy blonde Donna being the perfect slut lots of us guys can have a go at her…. more than once! Checking out the pix’s. Go to the main DP Fanatics site for more and see how much you enjoy it.
June 24th, 2009
If you haven’t heard of Club Sandy, where you been hiding? This Club Sandy babe is Pure Angel. A beautiful brunette. But she wouldn’t be too pure after I had my way with her! Not all the best bitches are blondes! Without a doubt she has a top 1% look about her. And I reckon she knows it! I get sexually excited looking at her pix’s. If I meet her in person I would loose control! I would probably go crazy and fuck her ass off! But what woman fail to realise is I am just a dog at heart! So when I misbehave it’s really their fault…. isn’t it? Well thats my excuse and I am sticking to it. But to be fair to me I can leave em with a smile on their face, so it’s not all bad. Of course some would argue that it doesn’t matter if some a hot fuck is happy or not. But I get a lot of follow up blowjobs from happy sluts, so I have to be doing something right! Lets see how you feel after checking out the pix’s. So guys, go to the main Club Sandy site for more.
June 18th, 2009
This isn’t sexy, but you all know I like a good joke…or even a bad one!
A mate was telling me that over in England at the University of Warwick they have a car that runs on chocolate! I though my mate was having me on!
But in fact it’s true…kind of! They been building a Formula 3 racer using alternative materials. The steering wheel is made out of carrots. Flax fibre and soybean is used for the seat. Plant oil is used for lubrication and the engine runs on bio-diesel. Yes, and it does run on waste chocolate and vegetable oil.
Weird, huh!
June 14th, 2009
The though of seeing some favourites in new poses had me all excited! I really like blonde Laura! She is a very pretty babe. And very sexy as well. If you click through to Horny Eurosluts you can see her in more detail! Wouldn’t that be a treat! One of the best fuckers in hi-res images. I know she would be a great fuck if you ever got to meet her in person. She has a great persona. But then sex luvin’ babes get me excited and extremely horny too! Well the good ones do! I would be happy if she had her own fan club. Then we could send her our naughty emails! Maybe I could suggest that to the folks at Horny Eurosluts. It could be kinda like a dating site for horny fuckers like us! So what do you think, would you be interested? Email me if you like that idea. In the mean time, for more Laura all you have to do is click through to the Horny Euroslutsmain page for more directions. Easy, huh!
June 11th, 2009
Oh fuck yer! I like! Her name is Natalia and I want her! I reckon she is outstanding! Sexy and very naughty and she undoubtedly has a lot of appeal to a lot of other guys too! When you see the picture gallery you will be impressed with her prowess in the business of being really sexy! I get the feeling she would be a great sex partner if you got her in your bed. She has a great body with nice tits. Sexy slutty babes get me excited! You too, yes? Well not all babes do for me… most, not all! I would think she would be a good regular fuck for anyone who is into having the same partner for sex often. A genuine good fucker who would never say no to any horny guy. Today I am not in anyway disappointed with the really fine pix’s Club Sandy has sent to me! So guys, what do you think? Worth a visit to the main site? Well all you have to do is click the link and your wish is granted! The main site is of course - Club Sandy
June 5th, 2009
The only thing I like more than schoolgirl’s is grown-up girl’s…..nah, who am I trying to kid! I like all girl’s more than anything else……except for beer! When it comes down to it, I especially like slutty girl’s the most! Girl’s like Nelly. And if she likes really slutty too, that’s OK with me. She has a very nice body. She oozes sexuality just by being herself in a sexy pose. I would imagine she fucks like a good slut should. From the pix’s I get a good look at her gash….and it’s very nice! So she becomes another hotty for the favourites! If you want to see more of her go to the main site. Asshole Fever
June 3rd, 2009
Why I did it....really!
This blog is mainly about babes but I have a wide taste in woman, plus I am a little kinky, I will include girls from other categories if they get me hard! That means they have to be cute and sexy for me to be interested, even if they aren’t blondes with big tits! Check it out!
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